Product Effacement

Commercials really annoy Michael Ivy, and tonight the 25-year-old Cleveland comic will unleash his scorn at the monthly sketch-comedy show Detention. "Why would you pay 100 bucks for a toothbrush?" he asks, referring to one ad he recently saw. "Buy a toothbrush with a computer on it, and you're an asshole." Bottled water really pushes Ivy over the edge. "Put lemon in sparkling water, and it's not water anymore — it's lemonade!" he says. "By that same logic, anything can be bottled water. I like to drink bottled water when I'm lonely. But only when it tastes like hops and barley."
Sat., Feb. 25, 10 p.m.