Real Housewife of NYC, meet a real housewife from Ohio, who could kick your ass at a scrambled egg cookoff.
On a recent Tuesday night Laylah Figueroa, the general manager of Slender You Spa in Chardon,
was watching the Bravo reality show The Real Housewives of New York City
with her husband.
The program featured a super-rich wife who was about to head out via private jet to a salon on Martha’s Vineyard to try out a new detox bed with miracle components. The Alpha 2010 Spa System supposedly eliminates toxins, increases circulation, decreases cellulite, and eases muscle tension — all at the same time. The treatment was so new it wasn’t even available in New York yet…