From staff reports

Parma’s new official slogan; CVNRA + federal action = CVNP; Salvadoran generals still “Unforgiven.”

Billboard bimbos; green space; Barb looking bad

Eliot Ness’ penpal; go to church, NOW; putting the brakes on the City Council

The Plain Dealer pulls in another Floridian; a Magic Bus; in defense of spanking.

Bay Chief Boosts Sheppard

Top Court Nicks Pricey Pal

Daily Dumps Metro Musers

Trial Triggers Relative Reunion

Pyro Politico Lights Up Law Lackeys

Party Invite Jolts, Publicist Bolts