Pete Kotz, Author at Cleveland Scene

Leeches at the Gate

Check the numbers: Welfare queen Wal-Mart will only make Cleveland poorer.

A creepy elf and a pervert professor lead our annual celebration of incompetence and depravity.

Raise a toast to the false prophet’s demise.

Cleveland should capitalize on its greatest natural resource: football players.

Democrats here surrendered long ago. We’re just too lazy to raise the white flag.

Vote Herman, reelect Kucinich, or shoot yourself? It’s a tough choice.

Meet the Right Reverend Nunnari and his traveling bar.

It doesn’t matter if you’re left or right. Bush is an embarrassment to real men.

When a lawyer took on two insurance companies, they took revenge on his widow.

Campbell’s smoking ban encroaches on the sanctity of Mecca — otherwise known as The Bar.

Bonnie Warner filed for divorce three years ago. She’s still waiting.

In a stunning upset, Republicans take a commanding lead in the corruption standings.