Wednesday Music News Roundup

Teen star Demi Lovato debuts at No. 1 with an album no one will be listening to six months from now.

Apparently, Michael Jackson had a different doctor for every part of his body.

Do you think maybe the fact that she was still in her teens when she got married has something to do with LeAnn’s split?

Britney’s ex is now the fat-ass in the family. —Michael Gallucci

This article appears in Jul 29 – Aug 4, 2009.