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Somebody punched Leona Lewis in the face. Bet she was bleeding more than love.

Garth Brooks comes out of retirement. Music fans around the world wonder, “He retired?”


Not even death will keep the Michael Jackson juggernaut from moving forward.


Avril Lavigne files for divorce. We’d tell you about it, but the details are, um, complicated.

Lil Wayne became a father for a third time in a little more than a year. Maybe now he can finish that album that was supposed to come out four months ago.

Britney Spears’ new single hits No. 1. See? There is life after you shave your head, flash your cooter and almost drop your kid. Don’t give up yet, Lindsay.

Taylor Swift will host Saturday Night Live. How many outdated Kanye jokes do you think the writers will pen for her?
 —Michael Gallucci

This article appears in Oct 14-20, 2009.