Thursday Music News Roundup

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Your latest album bombed and you can't hold your booze. What are we going to do with you, Mariah?

Lady Gaga gets a fancy title at a company that makes something people haven't used in 25 years.

Lil Wayne releases new video. Rebirth album pushed back to 2017.

Vegas celebrates Elvis' birth with a bunch of fat people in wigs and jumpsuits singing "Hound Dog."

People are still buying music, just not albums. Or CDs. Or anything like that. —Michael Gallucci