Your latest album bombed and you can’t hold your booze. What are we going to do with you, Mariah?
Lady Gaga gets a fancy title at a company that makes something people haven’t used in 25 years.
Lil Wayne releases new video. Rebirth album pushed back to 2017.
Vegas celebrates Elvis’ birth with a bunch of fat people in wigs and jumpsuits singing “Hound Dog.”
People are still buying music, just not albums. Or CDs. Or anything like that. —Michael Gallucci
This article appears in Jan 6-12, 2010.