Thursday Music News Roundup

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• As not seen on my TV

American Idol hasn't been this gay since Adam Lambert was booted off.

Michael Jackson's doctor gets back to work ... pumping tons of drugs into spoiled clients who don't look human anymore.

Douchebag John Mayer apologizes for being a douchebag. But he's still a douchebag.

No disrespect, but Steve McQueen was cooler.

Rihanna doses our eyes with a freaky new video. —Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)