- Whitney Houston: Crack is wack, and pot is not, and coke is foke, and …
Whitney Houston ain’t on drugs, says Whitney Houston. In other news, 2 + 2 = 7.
OMG! Justin Bieber is on the cover of People! And he looks “crazy as heck”!
Christ, isn’t the real Susan Boyle bad enough?
M.I.A. isn’t a fan of Lady Gaga or the hamburger in her video.
Artists go barefoot for charity. In other news, I’m not wearing any pants. —Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)
This article appears in Apr 7-13, 2010.