20-Year-Old Snagged for Underage Drinking Day Before Big B-Day

Hey, turn that frown upside down. Now youre legal!
  • Hey, turn that frown upside down. Now you're legal!

There’s bad luck, and then there are times when fate’s just being damn cruel. This is the latter scenario.

Jesse Robinson was booked on May 21, 2011 for underage consumption. Yeah, we know what you’re thinking: stop the presses. But if you follow this link here over to the Hamilton County jail’s info page for Robinson, you’ll see that his birthday is May 22, 1990. That’s right, he was a day away from his 21st birthday when he got snagged for underage consumption.

Cheer up, kid. Life owes you one now. Life, or some dickhead cop.

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