Blankly stare when you mention “Gund Arena” or “Jacobs Field.”
Via SirGreblas/Reddit Credit:Andrew HitchcockSing this: ““Liberty ‘s in… Solon… Maple Heights… Parma Heights… Brunswick… Vermillion…”
If they don’t go, “Mmmmmmm” they are an imposter.
Via PrinceRainbow/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesThey ask what the deal is with the billboards that are just the dude’s eyes.
Via EricBDrums/Reddit Credit: ScreenshotPronounce Mentor and Men Tore
Via Several-Eagle4141/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesWMMS is just as good as it was in the ’70s and ’80s. Credit: Scene ArchivesThey wouldn’t know any of your friends. Cleveland has 2 degrees of separation.
Via Drthomk/Reddit Credit:Tim Evanson/FlickrMisny made me pay
Via Celebritieseatbread/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesIf you are a Cleveland proper homeowner and wish you had a tree in your treelawn, you can request one.
Via Derf82/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesI could easily see myself living on either the West or East side
Via DaveDiggity/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesSay soda instead of pop or can’t pronounce Cuyahoga.
Via [Deleted]/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesYou will curse Linndale and take its name in vain Credit: Scene ArchivesNot reac if you mention Big John and Little Chuck Credit:Rona Proudfoot/FlickrBerea (Grindstone Festival)
85 S. Rocky River Dr.
Date/Time: Festival from 4 to 10 p.m., on the 3rd and 4th, Fireworks at 10 p.m. on the 4th
2022 Fireworks Cost: $16,250 Credit: Scene ArchivesThey don’t know anyone who works at Progressive or Cleveland Clinic.
Via Ok_LetsRoll/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesThinks the Flats are shoes.
Via Allyson1969/Reddit Credit:Erik Drost/Flickr CC“Giant Eagle is a quality grocery store” Credit: Scene ArchivesThe Cleveland Browns Select
Via Meiring54/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesSee if they know East Cleveland is a different city
Via Leveled2/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesTell someone they live on the north side.
Via CaptCraigaroo/Reddit Credit: Scene Archives49th Street Tavern
4129 East 49th St., Cuyahoga Falls
The 49th Street Tavern is offering their potato and cheese pierogi, which is three authentic homemade pierogis stuffed with potato and cheese and topped with green onions and served with sour cream. Credit: Scene ArchivesThey think it’s weird when Clevelanders start wearing shorts in March Credit: Scene ArchivesMispronounce “Carnegie” and not mentioning the “east side” vs “west side” within 5 minutes of meeting someone else from Cleveland.
Via UnionGuy1980/Reddit Credit:Jon Dawson/Flickr CCOk maybe two Credit: Scene ArchivesDoesn’t know what color lips all of our little chicks have
Via ScrapitCleveland2/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesThink that polkas are dots.
Via Itcamefromthe216/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesGhoulardi what?
Via Shams_vJean/Reddit Credit:Austin Kleon/Flickr CCBlank stare when you say in the voice “My names Mark, and you can count on it!”
“If you cant get credit in my store……………… you cant get credit anywhere!”
Via AGollinibobeanie/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesTheir reaction when you say you’re gonna eat a Polish boy is horror or confusion Credit: Scene ArchivesAsk them to pronounce paczki or what it is and when/what is paczki day.
Via Gabimaibe/Reddit Credit: Scene Archives“I used to go swimming in Geauga Lake”…and say ‘Jogga’ Lake
Via Law21666 and SingingBird15/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesThey don’t know that Discount Drug Mart gives you the run around Credit: Scene Archives“What’s the Lido Lounge?”
Via More-Beans-Less-Rice/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesSay “Garfield 1…” and see if they finish it with “2-3-2-3!” Or give you a blank look
Via CropGuru357/Reddit Credit: Scene ArchivesWho’s Michael Stanley? Credit: Scene ArchivesSkyline
Chili
5706 Mayfield Rd., Lyndhurst
Skyline may be known for their chili first, but not far behind in popularity are their coneys. Get em’ plain if you want but we prefer them with cheese, famous Cincinnati chili and onions, the way they’re meant to be. Credit: Scene Archives