After getting fed up with his bad behavior and antics on the field, Brian Garruto received a very detailed list of all that exactly entailed. His unsportsmanlike behavior includes eating a banana on field, hiding the ball in his shirt, pretending to give birth to the ball, making a phone call mid-game, really, really hating shin guards and more.
Yes, more.
In fact it probably would have been more effective for the email to reference the only week he went antic-free.
Take a look for yourself, he tweeted out the email to delight from the internet.
But wait, there’s more:
Brian was very appreciative of him time spent in the league, tweeting out this message along with the screen grabs:
(Hat Tip GQ.com)
I’d like to thank all the loyal fans of the Cleveland Steamers co ed team for supporting me during my season.
This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2016.
I think we’d all like to roundly congratulate Brian, who seems to be a complete dipshit, for following all the rules during the week of Jan. 10. Well done, Brian!
I like this kid.
So basically he’s banned for being an immature douchebag.
Unfortunately, rec leagues and rec departments have to meticulously chronicle the juvenile garbage of these jackasses — because……they may do one or several of the following: whine to the mayor, councilmen or other city officials about the “injustice”; create a blog or website to rip through a deck of victim cards; attempt to slide back into the league – or another program – at a later date, while having amnesia concerning the boorish behavior; cry to media members at a TV station and/or newspaper; contact an ambulance chaser for a multi-million-dollar lawsuit.
isn’t Lake Erie the “North Side” of Cleveland
He seems absolutely devastated that he can no longer play in that one coed soccer league anymore.
How has no one commented on the team name? This league was run by idiots if they didn’t expect this kind of behavior from a Cleveland Steamer.