Craigslist Missed Connections Fawn Over Cain Park Puppeteer

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Who would of thunk the puppeteer in charge of Princeton in Cain Park's run of "Avenue Q" would be such a hot target for the ladies. Not one but two Craigslist Missed Connections showed up fawning over the nameless gentleman. One is more PG than the other. The one that's not PG is infinitely funnier.

Puppets make me horny - w4m - 24 (Cleveland)

You were the star of the show last night and the way you handled that puppet makes me think you'd be amazing in bed. Your voice is so velvety and soft and you really took my breath away.

How did you know I love argyle sweaters? I only wish you had been wearing one like your puppet's.

I hope one day we can meet up, and it would be even better if you could bring that puppet, but, I understand if you can't. You really captured my heart during that performance, and despite the heat and humidity you completely blew me away.

Please email me if you're interested in meeting up, I really hope you are, my sexy Princeton.

And...

Someday my Prince(ton) will cum... - w4m - 28 (Cleveland Hts)

Saw you in a play tonight at the Park. You r sexii as fuk!!! You into spanking? How about Latinas with huge tits? Hit me up if you're down for some naughty fun :) u can b as loud as the hell u want!!

Obviously, these two ladies have seen and enjoy Let My Puppets Come.

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Vince Grzegorek

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.
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