We don't like to celebrate criminals. They are, after all, criminals. Ne'er-do-wells are ne'er-do-wells, nothing to trumpet.
However, when you read a sentence like this one from an Akron Beacon Journal story, you can't help but give a mental slow clap for a quick second.
An Akron man held onto his beer while struggling with an officer trying to arrest him Tuesday night following a break-in at a Massillon Road convenience store, police said.
