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We’ve got an awesome prize package featuring a bunch of Arctic Monkeys stuff to give away.

It includes a copy of the UK indie rockers’ new CD, the excellently titled Suck It and See, a patch for your jeans or jacket, a seven-inch vinyl copy their new single, and a bunch of stickers that say “Suck It and See” (enough to hand out at the bar and quickly become everyone’s favorite person!).

All you have to do is leave a comment about your favorite monkey, ape, or gorilla. It can be a real one (like the one Michael Jackson used to hang around with), a cartoon one (like Magilla Gorilla), or a huge one (like King Kong).

Two things you should know:

1) You have to stop by our office to pick up your prize
2) You need to register a real e-mail address, since that’s how we’ll contact the winner

We’ll pick a winner by the end of the day.

21 replies on “Friday Morning Swag Giveaway”

  1. I don’t need to win the swag because I’m going to hire the monkey from “Monkey Trouble”, the amazingly hilarious 1994 Family Comedy starring Thora Birch, to come steal the swag with his monkey charm and backwards hat…

  2. Well, the ones that come to mind would be Mickey Dolan, Peter Toth, Davey Jones and that other guy (what the heck WAS his name, anyways). . . Oh, and that monkey that poked his head out of Congressman Weiner’s trousers.

  3. I remember now (without Google). . . It was David Nesmitt. . . . Alzheimers is a b*tch.

  4. My favortie Monkey is the 1 that jus ran loose in southern OHIO & scratched the 2 lil girls !!!! they werent harmed tho … That was too funny !!!! I love Mighty Joe young he was big strong and funny !!!

  5. My favorite gorilla is Mighty Joe Young he was big strong and funny… I also like the monkey that chased the 2 little girls down yesterday in southern Ohio too friggin cute…

  6. The one from the “Monkey Business” article in Scene Magazine last summer that local Cleveland artist Michael Abarca designed!

  7. The MONKEY FROM HANGOVER 2 (which was pretty much the only new thing about that movie). Especially him lighting ciggs and doing work on the streets to the Curtis Mayfield song “Pusher Man”

  8. THE AYE-AYE!!(I think it’s actually a lemur, but that’s still a primate, right?) Huuuuuge creepy eyeballs and an extra long fuck-you middle finger (used for foraging) are part of the reason people in Madagascar think this thing is the devil. They’re super fearless little guys, and I guess it was believed that if one was to point its middle finger at you, you’d be cursed for life. The people of Madagascar pretty much go out of their way to kill these things, and the aye-ayes still have the balls of an angry wolverine.

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