Going to the Gym is Dangerous, Probably

By Hannah Franklin on Tue, Jan 29, 2013 at 11:55 am

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Emily Trame

A welcome addition to our swelling corpus of “compelling reasons to never work out, ever”: Emily Trame, a Lakewood-area fitness center looter, is at large and presumably poised to strike again.

25-year-old Trame filched bags and credit cards from cars parked at Bally Fitness and Inner Bliss Yoga Studio, both in Westlake, reports Fox 8. Whether she “freaking hates jocks” or just thinks “yogis have the sickest gear” is still a matter of speculation.

Westlake police have also issued an arrest warrant for Trame’s accomplice boyfriend, 30-year-old Kevin Jamieson. So there you go: two reasons to forgo exercise indefinitely.