A welcome addition to our swelling corpus of “compelling reasons to never work out, ever”: Emily Trame, a Lakewood-area fitness center looter, is at large and presumably poised to strike again.
25-year-old Trame filched bags and credit cards from cars parked at Bally Fitness and Inner Bliss Yoga Studio, both in Westlake, reports Fox 8. Whether she “freaking hates jocks” or just thinks “yogis have the sickest gear” is still a matter of speculation.
Westlake police have also issued an arrest warrant for Trame’s accomplice boyfriend, 30-year-old Kevin Jamieson. So there you go: two reasons to forgo exercise indefinitely.
This article appears in Jan 23-29, 2013.
Aaaah Lakewood…Keeping it real…If it wasn’t for Melt NO ONE would go there…
Yeah, all 50K people live there only to go to Melt.
Funny: Emily Trame has “Law Enforcement” listed among her Facebook likes.
(Scene’s software doesn’t seem to like links, so you can find her page if you search facebook under her boyfriend’s name. Not much to see there. The two of them are getting married.)
Her face is stupid.
Hey Val…I was especially touched by the story a few years back regarding the boyfriend girlfriend story of them knocking over an 85 year old woman at the Lakewood Public Library and stealing her purse…Quality Lakewood crimefighting never found them either….
You really ought to be proud…..
Another idiot that insists on stealing from others instead of just working hard on their own. It’s just sad, really.