Farts are funny. George Carlin said that, and he was right. Farts are seriously funny to teenage boys. The bowels of the gastrointestinal system, both in sight and sound, provide endless entertainment at that age, and well beyond. It’s natural, after all. Everyone poops. Everyone farts.
Which is why the idea of punishing a 13-year-old for tooting on a school bus strikes us as utterly ridiculous and harsh and un-American.
According to the AP, such was the case in Canal Winchester, Ohio, where a bus driver took offense after one kid dropped one too many ass flappers.
This article appears in May 11-17, 2011.
Why do farts smell?
For the benefit of those who didn’t hear it
Omg!! They want these kids to go to school but yet suspend them over the stupidiest crap (literally) If I was the parent of those kids I would be throwing a fit at the school board. Now if they sharted or straight out shit themselves then maybe I can see but a few barn busters aint hurting no one and alot of fun lol.
Due to all the new nutrition requirements, it is no wonder kids are busting ass and crop dusting the aisles, all that fiber just builds up and has to be released…sure hope schools do not have revolving doors, trapped noxious ass gas in those is deadly.