Men have all kinds of sexual kinks and fetishes. Combine that with moments of obsession and desperation, and men end up sticking their penises in all sorts of weird, inappropriate places. Exhibit A: Anyone who’s ever slept with Renee Zellweger.
Exhibit B: 32-year-old Edwin Tobergta of Hamilton, OH, who was caught having sex with an inflatable pool raft.
WAFB reports that Tobergta stole the raft and began having sexy time with it. We’re not sure of the logistics, but the neighbor who witnessed the man-on-raft love session got a good look. The unfortunate bystander hollered at Tobergta, who then pulled up his pants and tossed the raft over a fence. (Ew.)
Cops arrived and charged him with public indecency, and this wasn’t the first instance of Tobergta and Little Tobergta misbehaving with inanimate objects. He’d previously drew a public indecency charge after being caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin Halloween decoration in 2002.
Needless to say, if you live in Hamilton, your lawn decorations and pool accessories are not safe.
This article appears in Aug 31 – Sep 6, 2011.
Based on the pic, I guess the inflatable pool raft and the pumpkin decoration were his only choices for companionship. But he’d be wise to keep his exploits indoors or on You Tube.
Just another day in Hamilton, OH.
I think an actual pumpkin would be better
O……K……
Time for a rubber room?
At least this sick fuck is smart enough not to reproduce. I can’t imagine younger, sicker little fuckers who call this man daddy.
I don’t know how I missed this little piece of awesome news back in the day, but this is straight up hilarious, lol. I’m not sure what’s better, the fact that he was having sex with an inflatable raft, or the fact that this is the second time he’s been caught having sex with an inflatable something.
Typical Pittsburgh Steelers fan.
And women have weird kinds of sexual kinks and fetishes? This article is sexist!