The Whizzinator, if you didn’t know, is basically a prosthetic penis attached to a bag filled with clean urine that people use to try and pass drug tests. You see, it looks like you’re urinating, so there’s less suspicion involved, and you can surreptitiously empty out your bag of clean pee into the sample jar and no one’s the wiser that you juked the system. Brilliant!
Of course, if there’s a malfunction with the Whizzinator, things are bound to go badly, not just because you’ll probably fail a drug test with your real urine, but because you’re caught with a plastic dong attached to your body and it’ll be all over the news.
That’s the unfortunate reality for Brian McNemar.
This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2010.
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Why not just live a clean, law-abiding life? That way you needn’t fear a drug test or have to resort to cheaing.
SylviasDaddy — Why don’t you ask why don’t people living in poverty go to college and become doctors instead of working a minimum wage job…. Some people enjoy marijuana, just like others enjoy drinking poison, I mean alcohol… If someone enjoys smoking a joint instead of drinking alcohol to relax after a hard day at work, that is their decision, it is healthier for you.
Why don’t you just stay clean and live a righteous life. Fucking puke, puke puke. Why don’t you go fuck yourself. And then jump off the highest cliff you can find. And after that maybe you can go play in the middle of heavy traffic. I don’t ever want to hear another uptight prick tell someone to not smoke ever again. You make me wanna puke. That’s like asking people not to breathe. It ain’t gonna happen. The world isn’t all roses and happy happy. People wanna get and they should be able to. Your only spouting off bullshit put into your head by a controlling government. Alcohol is ten times worse than weed. But I’ll bet you don’t have a problem with a mar teeny after work. Fuck off and die you stupid pricks.
My friend four months before his 21st birthday drank one 7 ounce beer after work after and hour or so starting driving home and got pulled over for his license plate light being out. He had the 5 other bottles on his seat the cop asked himif he had been drinking and being an honest kid he told the truth. He had one 7 ounce beer an hour ago. The cop told him to take a blow test or lose his license So he blew a. 01 he was sentenced to 90 hours Community service $500 fine 8 hour diver safty course for 200$ AND has to comply with 16 week group counseling for and has to be tested for drug usage for another several hundred dollars. . Not really taking using this wizzinator seriously but someone told about it and we decided to check it out for laughs. Anyway when l hear some douche bag say just follow all the rule and you’ll be fime l just want to say what the others have said Go fuck yourself We have some idiotic laws put in place by complete fools bent on controlling everything. And the punishment for breaking some of these rules are for the most part just to extract money out of people who are thought of as criminals by assjoles like you. Pot is legal in many states and as soon as all these d fucks die off it will be legal in every state. Hopefully someday you’ll find yourself in some sort of trouble and you get tottally fucked over