Via @OhioCapitalBlog (Mark Kovac), a press release from the state of Ohio asking college kids not to drink alcohol.
Full text after the jump, as to not clutter this beautiful space with ridiculous sentences about freshmen not beer bonging a six-pack of Natty light for breakfast while standing naked in a wading pool.
Also, note to Ohio: there’s an at least 12% chance that press releases are not the optimal way to communicate with college freshmen. Just guessing.
This article appears in Aug 17-23, 2011.
Telling college students not to drink is like telling Michae J. Fox to stop shaking.