When letters from Muhammed Rahim, Osama bin Laden's former translator who is summering down in Guantanamo Bay, to his lawyer were declassified, one of the most startling revelations was a single sentence.
"Osama bin Laden is a very bad man."
Just kidding. Rahim didn't write that. Here's what he really wrote.
"Dear Mr. Warner! LeBron James is a very bad man. He should apologize to the city of Cleveland."
No, really. He wrote that. Along with pleadings that he be allowed a cat to keep him company. But the LeBron stuff is slightly more important. Can we finally call it a day folks? When Osama's translator chirps in from his prison cell, that means we've killed the topic, right?