Osama bin Laden's Former Translator Thinks LeBron James Owes Cleveland an Apology

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When letters from Muhammed Rahim, Osama bin Laden's former translator who is summering down in Guantanamo Bay, to his lawyer were declassified, one of the most startling revelations was a single sentence.

"Osama bin Laden is a very bad man."

Just kidding. Rahim didn't write that. Here's what he really wrote.

"Dear Mr. Warner! LeBron James is a very bad man. He should apologize to the city of Cleveland."

No, really. He wrote that. Along with pleadings that he be allowed a cat to keep him company. But the LeBron stuff is slightly more important. Can we finally call it a day folks? When Osama's translator chirps in from his prison cell, that means we've killed the topic, right?

Via USA Today:

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Vince Grzegorek

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.
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