Yesterday we had Mike Polk’s on-point, funny take on the Browns’ season. Today we have WKNR’s Tony Rizzo’s rant. Well, meltdown really. And it’s actually from last week, before the Browns got trounced by the Texans on Sunday. We can only imagine how it would sound now.
Our favorite line: “I can only eat so much poop.”

This article appears in Nov 2-8, 2011.


wooohooo.. I loved it… Go Rizz… You said what many people feel and I appreciate your total tell it like it is so called rant. Thanks Rizzo! We love you!
grade school kids play football better then the browns did
THAT WAS SIMPLY AMAZING!! I AM SOOOO SICK OF THE BROWNS SUCKIN ASS EVERY DAMN YEAR! THIS IS FREAKIN REDICULUS…HOW MUCH LONGER DO CLEVELANDER’S HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS CRAP….GET US A DAMN TEAM!!!! IF MY JOB WAS DONE LIKE SHURMER DOES HIS I’D BE UNEMPLOYED EATIN RAMEN NOODLES. GET YOUR DAMN ACT TOGETHER BROWNS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH RIZZ FOR LETTING THESE IDIOTS KNOW HOW CLEVELAND FEELS.
Rockin tha house should rock some books.
Guess what…you don’t have to put up with this crap. It’s as easy as not watching anymore.