For years now, people in Euclid and Eastlake have filmed strange lights hovering over Lake Erie, claiming that UFOs are visiting our dear Great Lake because... they like walleye? Each time, The Man explains away the phenomenon by saying the "UFOs" are really just planes. Next they'll tell us that Dick Goddard is actually human. How gullible do they think we are?
Anyway, noted UFO enthusiast Michael Lee Hill uploaded new video recently that showed even more incontrovertible proof that aliens prefer damp, chilly weather for their Earthly visits. The proof: there were different color lights this time! Fox 8 was on the story, even landing an interview with Hill where he says the aliens know he's there filming.