While almost every projection available to mankind has the Indians turning in a dismal 2010 campaign, the Tribe's not worrying about the future right now. Yes, they may finish near the basement of the AL, but today — TODAY! — your Cleveland Indians stand undefeated in meaningless spring training games.
The above photo is from the Tribe's press release for today's affair in Arizona, and they would like you to know that they are the only undefeated team on the planet. Kudos, gentlemen. I wait the wondrous wit you'll bedazzle us with in September when you're scratching and clawing to win 70 games.
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