God willing, you can make this happen now.
An ad for a 1983 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse showed up on the ol' Craigslist today. Here at Scene HQ, intern season is winding down and we were in the market for the classic all-black number. But a Browns hearse?! Awesome.
"Had my fun with her, now it's time for a new home," the Rocky River-based seller explains, adding that it may be a bit of a fixer-upper. "Like Browns offense, has not run since December 2011."
$1,500 and the promise of a good home, and she's all yours.