There's a Browns Hearse For Sale on Craigslist

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It's a Sunday afternoon feeling we're all too familiar with - that desire to just let our lifeless bodies be carted off to the grave in a Browns-themed hearse.

God willing, you can make this happen now.

An ad for a 1983 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse showed up on the ol' Craigslist today. Here at Scene HQ, intern season is winding down and we were in the market for the classic all-black number. But a Browns hearse?! Awesome.

"Had my fun with her, now it's time for a new home," the Rocky River-based seller explains, adding that it may be a bit of a fixer-upper. "Like Browns offense, has not run since December 2011."

$1,500 and the promise of a good home, and she's all yours.

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Eric Sandy

Eric Sandy is an award-winning Cleveland-based journalist. For a while, he was the managing editor of Scene. He now contributes jam band features every now and then.
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