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Stop the presses! Being an ex-con is hard, says Sam!

Mr. Excitement finally finds someone duller than he is.

For the first time, Sammy breaks the 50 percent barrier for freshness!

Our hero reaches previously unfathomable heights for stating the obvious!

The smoking lobby goes guerilla on the Sphinctariate.

It’s so deep, he even busts out the Serious Sam headshot.

The Great One lectures on Lerner, race, bravery, and poverty.

This week, Fulwood discovers there’s no “me” in team.

Our favorite kook heads back to the slam.