The merriment and wonder that is this (recently sporadic) sports blog will be on a brief hiatus until Tuesday, June 1.
In the meantime, always remember the grill doesn't need as much lighter fluid as you think it does, unless you like big flames, in which case just go ahead and douse the mothereffer and strike a match. Keep the kids back, though. Hospitals tend to be very busy on holiday weekends.
Have a beer or twenty, have a hot dog or two, and meet us back here next week. Hopefully with no third-degree burns.
Happy Memorial Day weekend, kids.
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