We just got word that Kid Rock bought the naming rights to the Detroit Tigers' home field, Comerica Park. From now, says the press release that greeted us this morning, it will be called Kid Rock Field.
Also, Kid Rock's new beer has been named the official beer of the Detroit Tigers.
Please let this be some kind of April Fools' joke.
Please. —Michael Gallucci
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