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Friday, March 12, 2010

'THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME A SLUT': MORE LUST SURVEY REPLIES

Posted By on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 at 1:59 PM

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Still more results from the Lust Survey. See also "Semen Should Never Come Out of Your Nose" and "Confidence, Nice Smile, Huge Hooters."



What do you know now that you wish you’d known earlier?

How many sluts are out there.

Not to go fuck random people you like. OMG I have fucked well over 200 guys and I’m only 22 and I hate sex now!

The police frown on sex in public places.

I wish that in my early years, I was more comfortable with being bisexual.

Chill on the drinking.

I wish I knew to have less inhibitions 20 years ago.

I wish I would have been able to pick up better on peoples' attempts to flirt with me when I was younger. Looking back I could have had so much more sex.

Don't get so hung up on looks. Some of my best partners have been just average-looking. They carried themselves in a sexy way and tried in bed. The hotter chicks sometimes don't think they have to do more than just look good.

That men don't mind if you use a vibrator.

That the first guy I had sex with had herpes. Fucker.

Forty-five minute blowjobs are too long. You can get a guy off in five minutes.

Lube! It's your friend.

Sex is underrated!

I grew up Catholic and was taught to be ashamed of my body. I was so self-conscious, I basically showered in a turtleneck. I wish it didn't take me until my mid-20s to realize that confidence is smokin' hot, despite whatever imperfections you think you may have.

That men have to like you more than you like them — always.

It is all right to ask a guy to shave his nads. It'll make a better experience for both of you.

G —SPOT.

That I do have a sexual appeal and that I can use it and stop worrying that I'm unattractive.

I wish I knew how things would change once we got used to each other. I didn't know our relationship would get this boring. I keep trying to make an effort to make it interesting and sexy but he's not even trying.

It's not worth the hype?

Most women are waiting for the guy to make the first move.

Sexual chemistry cannot be forced. It's just there is or isn't.

That size does not matter. A small guy with lots of passion is far better than a large guy who is just looking for a fuck.

That some partners were affected by previous relationships more than I ever realized.

Fuckin’ isn’t a race.

There are waaay more men with smaller penises than larger ones.

How great swinging is and how hot it is to have new sex with different women in the same night.

To slow down. Well that and where the G spot is. Once you learn that you are golden.

That some women are just as kinky as I am, and anal sex is a lot of fun.

Women make better lovers than men.

Women who love anal are the best lovers.

Women have imaginative dirty minds. Being forward works a hell of a lot better then you think.

That holding off with sex will make it better when you finally have it.

Women are way more willing to have sex than I used to believe. Especially single lonely women. Ask them questions, show interest in their happiness, and they'll fall right into bed, almost every time.

Be a lady outside of the bedroom and a total whore in the bedroom.

I know now that I could have nailed a lot more girls in college without the repercussions that I thought would exist. I should have taken advantage of that.

Poprocks are awesome in bed.

Nobody can live up to the fantasies in movies.

That having sex with a same sex family member will haunt you for the rest of your life.

How to last longer.

Oh God, in high school people were so hung up with their image and were in their little cliques. I wish I wasn't in the same mindset, because I would have banged the cheerleaders and the stoner girls and not given a fuck what anyone thought.

Kegel.

I am worth enough to demand my sexual satisfaction and I shouldn't have to fake it.

HPV is very easy to get.

That I'm bisexual.

Giving as much oral sex as I can possibly give helps keep a woman sane and relaxed.

How to squirt, and not to be embarrassed about it. And that it's desired.

That my wife was more sexually open minded and excepting than I gave her credit for.

That my wife does not enjoy being tied because of a bad situation in her childhood.

I should have waited.

That real girls can get off more than once, twice...

How to give head.

That every woman should throw all preconceived ideas and societal "norms" about sex out of the window. I am allowed to enjoy and want sex and, contrary to popular opinion, this does not make me a slut.



What's the kinkiest thing you'd try if the opportunity arose?

I wouldn't mind having room full of sex slaves for a few days.

I'd probably let a girl give me a rimjob.

Bukkake maybe?

Sex in public.

Sex with two straight men.

Role playing, threesome (with another girl), make some home porno.

Threesome — two boys and me.

Bondage.

Mile-high club.

Beatings.

Consensual rape.

Bi gangbang.

Having sex with one of my neighbors while my wife watched, maybe even joined in.

Double penetration.

Go to a swingers’ party where everyone wears a face mask and you can do almost anything you can think of.

I'll let him fuck me in the ass while a woman is licking me from the front.

Three on one with me being the one.

Nailing another woman with a strap on. That's my biggest fantasy.

Strapping on a dildo and fucking my man in the ass nice and slow.

Get a blowjob from a tranny.

I would love to be with a she-male. A nice looking one with big tits and a nice big dick.

In the department store on one of the beds.

My husband and I just need to share a girlfriend and we'll be all set.

Getting fucked by a machine.

Would love to attend a sexually oriented house party and be tied to a bed, naked and blindfolded. The only rules would be no sexual contact with another man and no potty games. Then have it videotaped for me to watch later.

I would like to have sex with at least six or more men and the same time, a real orgy.

Swapping.

The percussion section of the Cleveland Orchestra.

Some things I've wanted to try for a long time are straitjackets, suspended by rope from a ceiling, and chastity belts.

Getting used and abused by two women at the same time. I would do anything that they asked of me.

Blindfold my wife and have another man feel her.

If I was'nt married it would be sex with couples doing someone else’s wife while he watches or doing her at the same time.

I wouldn’t know the name of it but it would include a vinyl-clad woman with lots of assorted devices.

Anal in the middle of a mall.




Describe a sex dream you remember vividly.

Suzanne Sommers. My first nocturnal emission.

I was having sex with an ex-boyfriend and he turned into my next-door neighbor that was a woman. Yuck!

Having sex with my boss in his office. When I think about it, it nauseates me!

Riding Baron Munchausen like a cowgirl and liking it. I was in high school, and I don't think I've gotten over that dream.

I have dreams about people I can never obtain and being railed hard while
wearing the highest heels I can.

I was having sex with my history professor on his desk at the front of the
classroom. Pretty typical I guess.

Sex with a Chinese nurse at the hospital.

I was performing oral sex on someone and there was nothing there above the waist. Was just oral. Odd.

Threesome with another couple I was not attracted to.

I had a dream last week that my HR director propositioned me in her office and I did her in the ass.

Being with a person of the same sex.

My car broke down on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere so I thumbed a ride. Me and semi-hot trucker dude are chit-chatting because we know it's going to be two hours before we get to the next town with a towing facility. We get to talking about some pretty hot stuff, then the trucker pulls over and starts ripping my clothes off. I'm telling him NO, but he's doing it anyway. He's extremely forceful and while I'm saying NO, I'm enjoying every second of the very painful and forceful sex/rape that he's giving me. He picks me up and throws me into his cabin behind his seat and begins to fuck me harder than I've ever been fucked before. Throwing me into all kinds of positions. Scratching me, spanking me, pulling my hair. He fucks me for what seems like forever. Somewhere in all of that I stopped saying NO and said YES very loudly. That's when he blew his load all over me and the dream ended there. It was hot!

Myself, my wife, and a few friends having sex in my grandma's house.

Doing it with Toby Keith! What a fine specimen of American male!

I had wild mad sex with Mick Jagger!

I lived in a huge mansion with a Seaworld style tank with whales and dolphins. One night I ordered two hookers (blonde and brunette). Right before we get to work, I hear a knocking on the door. It’s three of my friends. One of my buddies recognizes the blonde hooker because she has a paternity suit against him in New Mexico. They argue and then the hookers leave. After than we have to defend my house from a biker gang. Cockblocked in my dreams!

I remember having my first really sexual dream when I was in fourth or fifth grade so I was still young and I was a Nightmare on Elm Street fan. So it very bizarrely starred a well-endowed Freddy Kruger. Weird.

Getting it on with my boss on a ride in Disney world.

I had sex falling from the sky.

Arriving home from school, walking up the driveway, my girlfriend and I decided to go underneath a pine tree and have sex. We were in a fort all the branches hung down low so we would not be seen, must have spent about an hr under there going at it, oral and sex.

I had a dream in which my lover was play-forcing me to have sex with him from behind. It was the excitement of the role-playing as hunter and the hunted that I really enjoyed.

Walking into a female occuppied bathroom and having sex while sitting on toilet.

Fucking a girl while her friends watched and waited for their turn.

I was dressed in drag, and I was walking the streets as a she-male whore. I kept picking up guys who wanted to screw me. I must have been laid hundreds of times.

Some study where one of my friends was giving blowjobs.

Doing my ex-wife and her sister while her sister’s husband watched and videotaped it.

I was serving in a BDSM house that was run by the cast of a TV show my roommate had been watching all that week, The L Word. They all had set roles, and the Mistress of the house ordered me to bow to her but I told her I was collared. One of her submissives gave me a tour of the house's facilities which included a walk-in closet full of candles, a room full of rope and cuffs, another room full of hooks to which one would fasten the rope and cuffs, a dungeon full of cages with slaves in them. I hope to have a house like that someday, minus the slaves.

Being penetrated and groped from behind and the having an orgasm waking up and no one’s there.

Sex with my high school Spanish teacher on the auditorium stage after the last night of the play.

I was at my male friend’s home that he shares with his girlfriend, he came from behind slid my panties to the side and started giving me oral, then layed me down to continue. The crazy thing about my dream was his girlfriend was upstairs sleep. I was woke up out this dream by my phone ringing and it was a text from the guy in my dream. Wow!

Having sex at my parents’ kitchen table while they were in the other room. I was completely naked and this girl was trying to get me caught, she would not stop and was getting louder and louder. It was terrifying and exciting all in one.

Just this morning, my wife was having sex with another man and I was standing in the door way to the bedroom just watching them make love.

We were shopping for couches and wife went to restroom and the saleslady just stared kissing me and we went at it right there, hoping wife would come back and join us, but woke up too soon.

I had a very vivid sexual dream about Liz Lemon from the TV show 30 Rock. Not Tina Fey, the actress who plays her, but the character, Liz Lemon. It played out almost like an x-rated episode of the TV show where an awkward encounter simply progressed into a scene of passionate, yet oddly funny, sex.

Being at a nude bar, having to go to the bathroom. I'm sitting on the pot and a couple walks by and the guy sits on the pot next to me. His woman sits backward on his dick. They are having sex and she leans over on me and starts sucking me off.

It was more of an erotic making-out dream but being in a committed relationship and all, I woke up wishing it really happened and the man I dreamt about I've always thought was super hot.

My spouse and I were in a bar, I told him there were a couple guys at the end of the bar I thought were attractive and I wanted to have sex with them. I went to the bathroom and when I came back they were sitting at our table. We then went to a hotel and the four of us had sex.

Having sex in a tub with Helena Bonham Carter.

Well, there was this time at band camp, and a lonely bassoon, except there was also a slightly jealous oboe, and a silver flute with a really, really difficult embouchure.

Next week: The last few questions, and the most creative entries.

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