One of the nice things about writing for Scene Magazine is that nobody knows who I am. With a few minor tweaks, I feel like Harry Doyle’s commentary on the Indians’ attendance in Major League could easily cross apply to the hits I generate.
“In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the comments section, you haven’t…”
But there is always a silver lining to every cloud. You see, with my powers of anonymity, I have been able to hole up in a certain NE Ohio hospital recently occupied Mister Tom Heckert.
Yes Tom, I was the “ugly” nurse. You have good gut instincts. I’m glad to have you on board the S.S. Holmgren.
But that being said, I am proud to announce I have the inside scoop on the Browns draft/ free agency plans. Yes, all those long hours of “recovery” were spent pouring over draft moves and roster adjustments, and I was privy to it all. (Not really, but roll with me anyway.)
This article appears in Mar 7-13, 2012.
I absolutely agree with you that the Browns made the moves they did to appear interested in RG3, even though they never seriously were going to work to get him unless they had a chance to land him at #4. These new Browns are actually smart, they say one thing to the press and then do another. It’s no wonder that we’ve actually been successful in the draft since we found people that know what they’re doing and keep their mouths shut.
As far as the picks go, sounds fine with me. We can only hope the Eagles are that dumb, but hopefully they are. I would gladly take more picks if given the option.