Shit seems funny when you're a cool mom, right? Hey, I'll just run this roll of duct tape (hopefully Duck Brand, pride of Avon, OH) around my son's face, text that picture over to his dad, and he will just laugh and laugh and laugh.
Take Tiffany Ennis's word for it, via a police report, via the Sandusky Register:
“(The mother) sent a picture to (the father) of their child … with his eyes and mouth covered with duct tape,” the report said. “She advised it was funny.”
See! Funny! (Though we have a suspicion the officer did not agree.)
Oh, why was there a police report? Because Ennis and another unnamed adult duct-taped two kids' faces, and when that picture of her son made its way to his father, good ole pops wasn't too pleased. In fact, he called the cops, and Ennis is now charged with two counts of child endangering.
As always, parents, stick with Scotch Tape.