C-Notes is putting the over/under on weeks until Lance Allred buys a Hummer at nine. Any takers?
We spent the weekend trying to think of some Mormon or Jane Austen jokes with which to break this news. But there’s just something about Lance Allred – could it be the smarts, the humor, maybe the incredible obstacle-hurdling life story? – that sucks the cynicism right out of us. So I guess we’ll just have to spill it: Lance is staying in Cleveland!
That’s right, your favorite literary satirist/professional basketball player was signed last week for the rest of this season and – are you sitting down? – next year too! That’s like the equivalent of 38 consecutive 10-day contracts! (Don’t bother checking our math, we know it’s wrong). …
This article appears in Apr 2-8, 2008.