Once again proving that we’ve got more — and better looking! — imaginary sources than even the Great Roger Brown, C-Notes obtained the above video from last night’s pre-game activities in the visitor’s locker room at the Metrodome — a short speech that apparently inspired the Tribe to its 7-5, comeback win over the Twins, who, incidentally, were 74 percent cooler when they had Chuck Knoblauch. Enjoy. — Joe P. Tone

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EWrY4faPpiU