Youngstown punkers the Hollywood Blondes are neither blonde nor from Hollywood

Money Where Your Mouth Is: Where Scene music writers stop trying to think of a synonym for “resplendent” and let a band talk itself up. Band: The Hollywood Blondes Hometown: Cleveland /Youngstown
Sounds like: “Screeching Weasel / Ramones / Queers-type pop punk to entertain people with attention deficit disorders.”
Fun fact: “Our drummer Billy looks just like Uncle Joey from Full House and will give you the silent treatment if you shout ‘Stephanie-isms’ at him.”
Playing : Friday, February 23 at The Jigsaw in Parma (5324 State Rd. Parma, 216-351-3869) and Saturday, February 24 @ Chuck’s Steakhouse (456 E South St., Akron, 330-384-1792).
Why you need to see them: “You’ll more than likely end up playing in a band with Tommy Teabagger. Or, if you’re a girl who’s slutty and/or crazy, our singer Stiv will probably write a song about you.” — Tommy Teabagger, bassist

One reply on “The Hollywood Blondes… from Youngstown”

  1. hey man what the hell are you talking about? I mean I came on this website looking for notes on blondes for a school assignment and all you give me is this shit. That is so dumb man!!!!

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