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WEWS is dishing up a scatological gem this afternoon:

Jim Lawry discovered a splat of bird droppings on the windshield of his car. Not one to just pass over such a treat, the Brooklyn resident leaned in for a closer look. The excrement revealed the image of Jesus Christ.

Furthermore:

In an email to NewsChannel5, Lawry said he believed it was some sort of sign and wanted to share.

Scene, in turn, discovered a splat of odd news on the web today. Not one to just pass over such a yuk-it-up headline, the Cleveland alt-weekly leaned in for a closer look. The excrement revealed the image of an overreaching Internet troll.

This article appears in Feb 20-26, 2013.

Eric Sandy is an award-winning Cleveland-based journalist. For a while, he was the managing editor of Scene. He now contributes jam band features every now and then.