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By Steve Buffum

Eddie Mujica, out of options, is apparently headed to the landin which options are plentiful (otherwise known as the N.L.):

This marks the umpty-millionth time I have incorrectly identified the Indians’ “Closer of the Future,” also held recently by Ferd Carbrera, Tom Mastny, and Anyone But Joe Borowski.

Mujica had some sick minor-league numbers and looked good in his first cuppa cawfee, but great googly moogly, he was brutal last season.

Also he looks like a chipmunk.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.