Authorities are whittling away at a list of suspects.
Cleveland’s most famous gong — the one swiped from the City Club earlier this week — has been returned via U.S. Mail, with an out-of-state cancellation.
The gong is resting comfortably, but has not responded to questioning.
Anyone with tips about the still-missing gavel is advised to get a $#*@ing life.
This article appears in Oct 18-24, 2006.