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Lakewood police leapt into action May 29 after receiving a report of several men straight-up urinating out of the windows of an Alameda Avenue home.

The cops spoke with the woman who owns the home and stepped inside to investigate the scene.

It soon became clear that the homeowner’s 20-year-old daughter has a morning ritual that had become a cause for suspicion in the neighborhood. When she wakes up each day, she throws a bunch of water out her window if, of course, there’s still water in her glass from the night before.

For now, it tentatively appears, Lakewood is relatively safe from the scourge of window pissers.

Cleveland Heights, on the other hand…

This article appears in May 29 – Jun 4, 2013.

Eric Sandy is an award-winning Cleveland-based journalist. For a while, he was the managing editor of Scene. He now contributes jam band features every now and then.

3 replies on “Lakewood Police Respond to False Urination Report”

  1. This has been going on for years and I could have called on them many times over.. I know that someone pours cups of fluid out the windows (usually the front 2nd story) but, there has been someone peeing out the attic window at night for years. It’s right above my bathroom & bedroom window – one car width away.. I’m a nurse & can tell the difference in the sound that makes in my sleep! Plus, it’s not that dark. Well, last week it happened in broad daylight and from the 2nd story bedroom window right across from mine. Their penis was hanging out the window and they were urinating 12 – 15 ft away from my face – milking it! I screamed.. Wednesday morning, broad daylight, it happened again right above my bathroom window from their attic window! Penis hanging outside the window in the middle of urinating. I yelled up to ‘use a f’n toilet’ and that ‘their are kids here that don’t need to see his penis hanging out the window’! That stopped him mid stream. There was no time to run and get the camera but, I can tell a penis from a cup from 12 ft away !! Who couldn’t?!?! This is not the first time the cops have been at their house in the past 6 or so years. All those calls were not from me but, I really wish I would have called more often with the problems they have brought to this once peaceful neighborhood.. Many disturbances, fighting, lewd screaming, trash all in the front yard, etc.. The list could go on for miles.. This is what absent landlords and section 8 has brought to Lakewood.. I’m a homeowner for 11 years here and they have more rights than law abiding homeowners and tax payers who are looking out for their community. SAD!

  2. Wow, that’s just sad really. Maybe the police will keep a closer eye on this place in the future?

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