I think the Buckeyes will go undefeated.

  • “I think the Buckeyes will go undefeated.”

Good morning, Cleveland. Here’s some stuff to read while you curse I-271.

— Obama will be visiting a family near Columbus during a swing through the Buckeye State. They will be discussing their love for Jim Tressel. (Columbus Dispatch)

— St. Peter’s was ordered closed, but the parishioners and priest weren’t really down with that. Instead they held a mass in a warehouse. “The bishop says a renegade congregation can lead to disunity,” according to the report. How awesome does it sound to be a member of a renegade congregation? Pretty awesome, right? (Fox 8)

— Developers have settled a disagreement with residents in Little Italy over land. Details about agreement remain private, but they probably involve a cannoli and a pack of Marlboro’s. (Cleveland.com)

— There are literally too many wild pigs in Ohio. No, seriously. Wild pigs are destroying Ohio just like Wild Hogs destroyed multiplexes. (Cleveland.com)

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.