Good afternoon, Cleveland. Here’s some stuff to read while you figure out who your mother would support in an election, you or your sibling.
— Testimony from the students who allegedly smoked pot, drank, and had sex with a female teacher all at the same time. There were five of them. This definitely reads like something from Penthouse Letters. (Journal News)
— If the cops show up and you mistake them for a taxi taking you to get food, you are probably not sober. (Strongsville Patch)
— A writer from The Atlantic goes after the Clinic’s semi-obsessive health initiatives for employees. Scene’s owners have a slightly less strict batch of guidelines. (Crain’s)
This article appears in Oct 19-25, 2011.
1st, they must be hiring different teachers then when I was in school. There were no teachers in my school worth giving a second look at. 2nd, at least the guy was smart enough to ask the cop to ferry him to the local food place, instead of hopping into his own car. 3rd, I’ll bet Megan McArdel is on the obese side, smokes and drinks. Finally, I’ll bet this Christmas at the Krumnow’s is going to be “interesting”.