
All DUIs are created equally in so much as you should never drink and drive. In terms of entertainment, however, not all DUIs stand on equal ground.
Via the Bay Village police blotter, our second costumed DUI incident from Halloween weekend:
OVI, LAKE ROAD: Police stopped a car on Lake Road near Columbia Road Oct. 30 at 12:44 a.m. for a traffic violation. The 33-year-old woman driver, who was dressed like Goldilocks, admitted she had been drinking at a costume party. After taking a field sobriety test, the driver was arrested for operating a vehicle while impaired. She will face charge in Rocky River Municipal Court.
This article appears in Oct 26 – Nov 1, 2011.

She will plead the porridge defense. Like too much turkey, too much porridge is known to cause sleepiness and bad coordination.
And after she was release she was killed in the latest episode of “Grimm”.
Think there might be some bias in the arrest? Woman breaks into the Bears residence, eats their food, obviously drank their alcohol too, sleeps in their beds and finally takes off in her car and is stopped by Mr. Bear’s uncle, Smokey. Lady, fight it in court.
well it was a purple Telle Tubbie last week by Columbia and the RailRoad Tracks…
Why not Goldie Locks down by the lake. Wonder if the’ll be using the same lawyers?
whats coming next week , i can’t wait !