At this crime scene, the victims boyfriend neglected to pick up limes from the store.

  • At this crime scene, the victim’s boyfriend neglected to pick up limes from the store.

Props go out to the Westlake Police Department for proving itself the last protector of all that is upright and moral in this cardboard-flimsy social arrangement we call polite society. Why, you ask? They really went the extra step championing the weak and helpless by recently going after a particularly foul miscreant, 23-year-old Daniel Robinson.

What did Robinson do that threatened to tear up the social fabric? Well, according to the Morning Journal, the Sheffield Village native arranged a blind date on Facebook, a meet-up that took place last week at the Crocker Park Champps.

The other half of the date showed up with two friends. Robinson allegedly promised to pay the $95 bill, but at some point excused himself to make a phone call, and slipped out without paying or saying goodbye. When the girls realized he’d made the Irish Exit, they were horrified, insulted, embarrassed, shocked, and deeply offended because they didn’t have the “means to pay.” Later that night, Robinson sent “derogatory texts” to his victim.

This article appears in Apr 11-17, 2012.

5 replies on “Man Ditches Blind Date With Bill; Police Actually Waste Time Investigating, Filing Charges”

  2. Lmao . You Ladies Got Played Not Robbed . Get A Damn Job & Stop Trying To Depend On Men =)

  3. Three weeks ago, a gas station employee decided to cop a feel and put me in a bear hug. He claims he was “hugging” me because I won on an instant ticket. Ummm, I won $5.00. FIVE DOLLARS! I made a report, wanted to file charges. However, no one went the extra mile in my case and now I am left to take civil action and bog down the court system with a suit. I just wanted this guy to get some form of punishment and learn that it’s not acceptable to sneak up behind a customer and “hug” them. I wish my experience would have happened in Westlake!

  4. Who shows up for a date with two friends? What, did they want a free meal or something? Or just didn’t they know that you don’t bring along your two friends on a date with you. I don’t blame the guy for skipping out on the check. If I took a girl on a date and she shows up with her two friends, I’d get up and leave right then and there.

  5. ‘After a week of investigating, police found the man “ditched the girls because they were overweight, ugly, and were not going to “put out'” the man said.

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