
Criminals of Ohio: Perhaps we need to revisit the whole “getaway” portion of thieving. It’s an essential step if you wish to be successful in your dastardly endeavors. Planning, efficient execution, confidence — those are all important factors in a successful robbery or heist, but unless you get away cleanly, it’s all for naught, isn’t it?
Joey Cramer, a 28-year-old from Canton, had a spot of trouble with that last part. NewsNet5 reports that on Wednesday, Cramer walked into Sound Chaser Music in Canton, brandished a gun, and forced the cashier to hand over all the dough in the register.
Good, good. Now, if he could just make a brisk escape and stay clear of the scene, he’d be enjoying his haul. But he didn’t. Instead he went to a bar around the corner from the music store and started drinking. Which is where police found him soon after responding to the music store to begin their investigation.
This article appears in Feb 2-8, 2011.

Absolute genius, fabulous execution…I want to buy that man a drink.