
It’s times like this we wished the local police blotters from Cleveland.com carried names with the items, because this gentleman from Strongsville deserves to be commended for his sterling act of manhood and courage in dealing with an intruder that entered his house. Like, an award from the mayor or something. Maybe a billboard. Just some sort of recognition.
STRONGSVILLE
ANIMAL, WHITNEY ROAD: A man called police around 7 a.m. June 3 to report a very large raccoon in his living room. The caller barricaded himself in his bedroom. The animal warden responded.
This article appears in Jun 6-12, 2012.

Hey thats not funny! Living in a downstairs apartment with a gap under the front door. One night a racoon was tugging at the bottom of the door to get in!!!
I had a golf club…Thats all…Somehow we scared it away, I think we showed it a picture of DENNIS!
Paramedics returned to the house later that evening only to find the man dead in his home. He apparently gave himself an accidental papercut and bled out.