Over here, Pinky. Behind the shed. Grandpa has a treat for you
Theiona diaevion aeionfvaewoivna!!!?!? Lidsj navienvae!! Hiag!!?@! Ghai;oehg!! $#&%*#&%!! Dihweof weonaweovi oeivna!!
Roughly translated: F*#k!!!!!!
My mother’s parents lived on a farm in Farmer City, Illinois. Population 2055, according to the 2000 census. We’d go out there once or twice a year to visit, frolic in the middle of nowhere, and check out what the whole farming life was like. My grandfather had a horse named Pinky that had been around since my mother was a child. Pinky was small and generally useless, but she was great with kids, prancing around eating grass and taking us out for rides to look at silos and such. She was good with kids – for a while. …
This article appears in Apr 9-15, 2008.
JoeBo led the American League in saves in 2007. Didn’t he also lead the AL in blown saves?
How do we expect to win as many or more games this year as we did last year when the only off season adjustments were giving Delucci a starting role, resigning softball pitcher and drug user Paul Byrd, and bringing back Borowski.
Teams are never out of the game when he trots to the mound. It needs to change. Jensen Lewis for closer!