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Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.

Common Courtesy: ODOT installs signs around town reminding drivers that littered cigarettes can start fires in dry weather. Also asks that if you snort bath salts and get naked on the road, kindly stay on the berm so as to not hinder traffic.

What a Difference?: Baldwin Wallace College officially changes name to Baldwin Wallace University. Cleveland State opts against changing name to unofficial moniker of “Backup School.”

Grand Theft Clevo: Auto theft numbers from 2011 show a noticeable spike in stolen cars in the 216. Except, of course, your piece of shit, with the keys in it, sitting there unlocked, waiting for someone to please just take it already.

This Week’s Index: You’re thinking America should have been smarter than to schedule July 4 on a Wednesday.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

3 replies on “The Quality of Cleveland Life Report”

  1. Talked to someone who couldn’t understand why we didn’t celebrate the 4th of July on a Friday or Monday. Sigh.

  2. I guess it’s easier to get a cheap laugh at CSU’s expense than to acknowledge the fact that the university has injected life into a previously dead corner of downtown or that more and more strong students are making it their school of choice. One thing I hate about Cleveland is the enthusiasm with which we shit on any person or organization trying to improve the city.

  3. ” Cleveland State opts against changing name to unofficial moniker of “Backup School”

    eheh..Very funny but still not a bad school…
    Chancellor University anyone??

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