“You think I could have the rest of your French fries?”
Commissioner Jimmy Dimora brought his A-game yesterday, accusing The Plain Dealer and the Republican Party of conspiring to take down the vaunted Cuyahoga County Democratic Party. Four out of five leading psychologists agree that it was Dimora’s most delusional performance to date.
At issue is a plan floated by fellow commissioner Tim Hagan to restructure county government, under which elected offices like auditor, coroner, engineer, etc., would become appointed positions, presumably stocked by genuine professionals. In the case of county government, that means people capable of using three-syllable words …
This article appears in May 21-27, 2008.
Sorry I didn’t respond to your survey. I was out to lunch. But, yeah, the other four were right: that dude’s f*#king crazy.
Sincerely,
The fifth leading psychologist