Like: “It was cause of my cousin and I don’t want to mention no names.”
And: “He is mad because he can’t get with me. I am married to my husband.”
Also: “He already put [my husband] in the hospital last month.”
All that and more is in the video below. Give it a watch:
This article appears in Jul 22-28, 2015.



“Battle of the banjos” should be playing in the background as soon as the woman starts talking.
Who taught her English? I am hoping that this is her second language .
Oh good. Because if a house fire isn’t bad enough, let’s add in the incest-loving cousin to the mix to make for a proper story. Maybe these people should move to another state.