Amateur porn exists as a genre, so why not DIY erotic friend fiction? Tonight at Yuzu, an izakaya-inspired bar in Lakewood, $3 buys you a DIY Erotic Friend Fiction composition notebook that includes 10 fill-in-the-blank Erotic Friend Fiction stories with titles such as “Zombie Butt Apocalypse” or “Erotic Netflix and Chill.”

The event starts at 9:30 p.m.

If you feel like sharing, open readings will take place from 11 p.m. to midnight. There will be $5 cheeseburger shots, and the club will show episodes of Bob’s Burgers all night.

This article appears in Mar 15-21, 2017.

Jeff has been covering the Cleveland music scene for more than 25 years now. On a regular basis, he tries to talk to whatever big acts are coming through town. And if you're in a local band that he needs to hear, email him at jniesel@clevescene.com.